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<pre><font size='+2'>YOU CAN T DANCE lyrics LL COOL J</font><br>He man, I`ve seen ya, think ya rockin` it on the floor...<br />
You look like a moron! Who let you in the door?<br />
To put the question bluntly: maybe your feet`s deformed.<br />
They should slap you in the teeth when you put your dancing shoes on.<br />
You can`t dance.<br />
<br />
Why don`t you just nail your feet to the floor?<br />
Homeboy, what`s the use?<br />
Anytime you wanna step aside a party,<br />
first think of an excuse.<br />
You dance like a fat old lady<br />
not sayin` that fat old ladies ain`t nice,<br />
but every time you try to get one move right.<br />
the old lady then did it twice.<br />
You can`t dance.<br />
<br />
You`ve been a dancing disco disaster,<br />
the worst I ever saw.<br />
They should dropkick you on the neck<br />
and drag you off the floor.<br />
In every discotheque, I see you there<br />
in the middle of the crowd,<br />
looking like you got eight or nine left feet dragging all around.<br />
You can`t dance.<br />
<br />
Take my advice, don`t move!<br />
You`ll never get the knack.<br />
If I danced like you I`d sneak out the party<br />
and wouldn`t be coming back.<br />
On the floor you`re a dinosaur, yeah boy, that`s how you move.<br />
You look like Ralph Cramden(?) or a Donald Duck cartoon.<br />
You can`t dance.<br />
<br />
You wanna come to my party?<br />
I wouldn`t give you a chance.<br />
You tried to take breakdance lessons,<br />
ended up in an ambulance.<br />
Wouldn`t it be funny if they put you on solid gold?<br />
You dance like you got arthritis already,<br />
what`ll happen when you get old?<br />
You can`t dance.<br />
<br />
Why are you so stiff?<br />
Is it something that your mother did?<br />
Maybe you grew up around `can`t dance` people<br />
when you were a `can`t dance` kid.<br />
You live in a `can`t dance` house,<br />
went out in a `can`t dance` car,<br />
your doofy `can`t dance` father<br />
got drunk in a `can`t dance` bar.<br />
You take a `can`t dance` bath,<br />
put on your `can`t dance` cologne.<br />
Go out to a `can`t dance` party<br />
so you wouldn`t have to `can`t dance` all alone.<br />
You can`t dance.<br />
<br />
Homeboy, will you please get off the floor, you moron<br><br><a href='http://www.lyricsbay.com' target='_blank'>LyricsBay</a> | <a href="http://www.lyricsbay.com/you_can_t_dance_lyrics-ll_cool_j.html" target='_blank'>YOU CAN T DANCE lyrics LL COOL J</a></pre>

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He man, I`ve seen ya, think ya rockin` it on the floor...
You look like a moron! Who let you in the door?
To put the question bluntly: maybe your feet`s deformed.
They should slap you in the teeth when you put your dancing shoes on.
You can`t dance.

Why don`t you just nail your feet to the floor?
Homeboy, what`s the use?
Anytime you wanna step aside a party,
first think of an excuse.
You dance like a fat old lady
not sayin` that fat old ladies ain`t nice,
but every time you try to get one move right.
the old lady then did it twice.
You can`t dance.

You`ve been a dancing disco disaster,
the worst I ever saw.
They should dropkick you on the neck
and drag you off the floor.
In every discotheque, I see you there
in the middle of the crowd,
looking like you got eight or nine left feet dragging all around.
You can`t dance.

Take my advice, don`t move!
You`ll never get the knack.
If I danced like you I`d sneak out the party
and wouldn`t be coming back.
On the floor you`re a dinosaur, yeah boy, that`s how you move.
You look like Ralph Cramden(?) or a Donald Duck cartoon.
You can`t dance.

You wanna come to my party?
I wouldn`t give you a chance.
You tried to take breakdance lessons,
ended up in an ambulance.
Wouldn`t it be funny if they put you on solid gold?
You dance like you got arthritis already,
what`ll happen when you get old?
You can`t dance.

Why are you so stiff?
Is it something that your mother did?
Maybe you grew up around `can`t dance` people
when you were a `can`t dance` kid.
You live in a `can`t dance` house,
went out in a `can`t dance` car,
your doofy `can`t dance` father
got drunk in a `can`t dance` bar.
You take a `can`t dance` bath,
put on your `can`t dance` cologne.
Go out to a `can`t dance` party
so you wouldn`t have to `can`t dance` all alone.
You can`t dance.

Homeboy, will you please get off the floor, you moron

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