I stayed out late one night and you moved in.
I didn`t mind `cause of the state you were in.
May I remind you that it`s been a year since then?
Today the landlady, she said to me,
`Your loony friend just made a pass at me.`
Perhaps you might enjoy a cottage by the sea.
So pack your toys away,
your pretty boys away,
your forty-fives away,
your alibis away,
your silly lies away,
your old tie-dyes away,
your one more tries away.
You`re moving out today.
You nasty habits ain`t confined to bed.
The grocer told me what you do with bread.
Why don`t you take up with the
baker`s wife instead of me?
Pack up your rubber duck.
I`d like to wish you luck.
Your funny cigarettes, your sixty-one cassettes,
pack all your clothes away,
your rubber hose away,
your old day glows away.
You`re movin` out today.
`I hate to do it`
`You gotta`
`I hate to do it`
`You gotta`
`I hate to do it`
`You gotta`
`I hate to do it`
`You gotta`
`I hate to do it`
`You gotta`
Pack up you dirty looks,
your songs that have no hooks,
your stacks of Modern Screen,
your portrait of the queen,
your mangy cat away,
your baby fat away.
You`re headed that a-way.
You`re moving out today.
[additional lyrics from the single]
Pack up your forck and spoon,
but leave my Lorna Doones;
Your map of Mozambique;
Your waterbed that leaks.
la la la la la la la la la.
la la la la la la la la . . .
`The reason I`m singing la la is because I`m so happy you`re going.
Gosh, you`ve made me miserable.
I don`t think I`ve ever been so unhappy as I`ve been this last year with you.
You are really a dirty, dirty guy. Did anybody ever tell you that?
Oh, uh, by the way, would you, uh, take off that coat you`re wearing?
That`s my coat you`re wearing. Ah, yes. Thank you, oh. Goodbye!
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