WILBUR
Styles keep a changin`
The world`s re-arrangin`
But Edna, you`re timeless to me
Hemlines are shorter
A beer costs a quarter
But time cannot take what comes free
You`re like a stinky old cheese, babe
Just gettin` riper with age
You`re like a fatal disease, babe
But there`s no cure
So let this fever rage
Some folks can`t stand it
Say time is a bandit
But i take the opposite view
Cause when i need a lift
Time brings a gift
Another day with you
A twist or a waltz
It`s all the same schmaltz
With just a change in the scenery
You`ll never be old hat
That`s that!
You`re timeless to me
EDNA
Oh, Wilbur!
Fads keep a-fadin`
Castro`s invading!
But wilbur, you`re timeless to me
Hairdos are higher
Mine feels like barbed wire
But you say i`m chic as can be!
You`re like a rare vintage ripple
A vintage they`ll never forget
So pour me a teeny weenie triple
And we can toast the fact we ain`t dead yet!
I can`t stop eating
Your hairline`s receding
Soon there`ll be nothing at all
So, you`ll wear a wig
While i roast a pig
Hey! Pass that geritol
Glenn miller had class
That chubby checker`s a gas
But they all pass eventually
You`ll never be passe
Hip hooray!
You`re timeless to me
(They dance.)
EDNA
You`re like a broken down chevy
All you need is a fresh coat of paint
WILBUR
And Edna, you got me goin` hot and heavy
You`re fat and old, but baby, boring you ain`t!
WILBUR & EDNA
Some folks don`t get it
But we never fret it
`Cause we know that time is our friend
It`s plain to see
That you`re stuck with me
Until the bitter end
And we got a kid
Who`s blowin` the lid
Off the turnblad family tree
EDNA
You`ll always hit the spot
Big shot!
You`re timeless to me
WILBUR
You`ll always be du jour
Mon amour
You`re timeless to me