I know you`re really proud `cause you think you`re well hung
But I think it`s time you learn how to use your tongue (yeah)
You say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair
But you`re afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair
If you`re lying there expecting me to suck your dick
You`re gonna have to give me more than just a token lick
Well, you may like it but you better learn how
`Cause it`s your turn now
(chorus)
Now, you suck
Suk it hard
Go down, baby
You suck
Lick it hard
And move your tongue around
If you`re worried `bout babies you can lower your risk
By giving me that special cunnilingus kiss
It`s on your face that I`m gonna sit
You can wiggle you can jiggle your tongue on my clit
Don`t worry about making me have an orgasm
Just take your time and do it with enthusiasm
I can tell it`s making you scared just thinking of it
But you better learn to love it
(chorus x2)
When you hear `safe sex` you snicker under your breath
We`ve gotta take cover we`re flirting with death
AIDS is our problem, we`ve gotta talk
Break out your dental dam and your latex sock
I`m your latex lover wrapped like a gift
Got my microwave plastic wrap heating up my clit, wooh!
Dinner`s on, get busy with my booty
Got a couple of flavors, sweet licorice and fruity
I know you said luscious pussy with a cover
I`m aching too, we can`t taste each other
There`s no slacking off with an unprotected stroke
This aint no joke
Sisters..sisters, you`ve got the power...use it!
chick: You brought a condom, right?
dude: Huh?
chick: I`m unprotected.
dude: Ain`t you on the pill?
chick: Oh, that was great and everything, but you know, I think it`s your turn to go down on me.
dude: Oh, I`m tired, I`m tired..
chick: What do you mean you`re tired?
dude: C`mon..
chick: Come on, baby, come on!..
dude: No, no, that`s awful...that tastes terrible!
chick: You asshole! You shit!
I know you think it`s a real drag
To suck my cunt when I`m on the rag
Quit making up stories, ah, give me a break
`Cause I really don`t believe that you`ve got a headache
You tell me it`s gross to suck my yeast infection
How do you think I feel when I gag on your erection? ugh!
You`re wasting your tongue with lame excuses and lies
Get your face between my thighs