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Sticky hands, smelly feet

Badly breath, fart of death

Please don`t mind my running nose

I`ve got everything you need



I gotta good feet, this is a good deal

Gimme your Dollars, make it real

Tomorrow`s too late, for every good trade

Don`t think about it, don`t hesitate



Come on in, look around

Please beware, rancid air

I sell guns and animals

See my sex-toys? Best in town!



A piece of cake, a piece of cake

Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo

I have the coolest and lowest prices

The people call me "Zero Dude"

My hair is fake, my hair is fake

No problem, man, I`ve got attitude

I am the man with the million lighters

The people call me "Zero Dude"



Russian furs, french perfums

Irish stew, british glue

I sell safes and satellites

Michael Jackson`s silicon



I gotta good feet, this is a good deal

Gimme your Dollars, make it real

Tomorrow`s too late, for every good trade

Don`t think about it, don`t hesitate



Tell your friend `bout my shop

Come again, buy a lot

Doesn`t matter, if you`re broke

I take your wife, if she is hot



A piece of cake, a piece of cake

Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo

I have the coolest and lowest prices

The people call me "Zero Dude"

My hair is fake, my hair is fake

No problem, man, I`ve got attitude

I am the man with the million lighters

The people call me "Zero Dude"



Sticky hands, smelly feet

Badly breath, fart of death

Please don`t mind my running nose

I`ve got everything you need



I gotta good feet, this is a good deal

Gimme your Dollars, make it real

Tomorrow`s too late, for every good trade

Don`t think about it, don`t hesitate



Come on in, look around

Please beware, rancid air

I sell guns and animals

See my sex-toys? Best in town!



A piece of cake, a piece of cake

Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo

I have the coolest and lowest prices

The people call me "Zero Dude"...
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